Holy Cheese Nips!

My opinion?
We don't appreciate our superheroes enough.
Seriously, it takes guts to wear tights! And, really, who else is going to save us from the giant robots and monsters sent our way by supervillains? Who else is going to punch them out before they destroy all our skyscrapers? Who else is going to come up with a handy catchphrase for the press?

So, my fellow super-bloggers, I invite you to join me in a day of celebrating superheroes. Don your capes and spandex! Sing your theme song loudly and obnoxiously in the Metro! Run throughout the streets saving innocent citizens from cackling evildoers!
And, all together now:
"Holy cheese nips, Batman!"

Actually, we could probably do without the creative interjections. And the dorky costumes. And the lame gadgets that couldn't possibly exist. Like shark repellent. Puh-leeease.

Unless you created a gadget that did homework. Because then I would fall to my knees and beg you to save me from...
DUN, DUN, DUNNNNNN!
The Homeworkanator!
He's here to get me!
Fleeeeee! Run, don't walk! Head for the hills!
Cower!
Hide!
I must call for a superhero! If only my cell phone were actually charged!
Will a superhero arrive in time to save Commodore Scribbles from the Homeworkanator? Will Commodore Scribbles ever get to finish celebrating superheroes? Tune in next time to find out!