Boredom Should Be a Crime

It is extremely boring to be bored.
When you get as bored as I am now, there's really no point in trying to find anything to do. Because there isn't anything to do. There's absolutely nothing to do.
Because...
-Your laptop is dead and will never again wake to see the light of day
-None of your friends are online
-You don't want to practice whatever instrument you play... or you don't even play an instrument, which is worse
-Nobody at home is doing anything fun
-Nobody at home likes any of the movies you like

At this point, you're so bored, you don't even feel motivated to do anything.
This is a terrible, terrible feeling. It leads to:
-Staring at someone else's laptop and wishing you were rich enough to buy yourself a new one
-Watching soap opera reruns
-Staring at your instant messager and silently begging anyone, anyone to get online
-Feeling almost guilty about A) Not practicing your instrument or B) not playing an instrument
-Writing pointless blogs about being bored

I beg of you... please save me.
I'm slowly dying of boredom.
And I'm also getting depressed.
:(
And now I might have to do something really crazy so that I don't just fall unconscious by being bored.
I remain, gentlebloggers, your obedient servant,
Commodore Scribbles
P.S. WHY would a laptop feel the need to suddenly just die? I would think that no machine could be so cruel, and yet... I stand corrected. Actually, I sit corrected, because I'm too unmotivated to stand. So I sit.